Top 10 reasons we are ready to bust out of this house

It’s no secret that we are moving, and probably even less of a secret that we are pretty excited about it. Here are ten reasons why . . . .

10.The layout is just weird and impractical
9. The bathroom counters are ridiculously low, even for short, little me!
8. Power that goes out for no apparent reason
7. A basement filled with dead bugs and unidentifiable animal poop
6. Ubiquitous cobwebs, regardless of how much you clean
5. A mouse, or several, live in the walls of our bedroom.
4. Some of the mice die in the walls . . . and then it stinks . . . for weeks
3. The windows are leaky, leaking air and bugs
2. The mice leave their poop in our kitchen
1. It’s a money pit